The Farewell.

Since I got so much time since the sister left and college hasnt started, I have the time to blog.

Let me blog about my farewell. It was really a night to remember. Or not. since they were out to KILL me. LITERALLY. And yes, i got drunk. Which made most of them really happy. LOL.


It started with diner at Aman Suria with a few close friends before drinking at Milk. And it was one SICK night!

The only cup which I drank with mixer was my 1st cup and other than that they made me down from the bottle without any 5 min interval to rest! Then it was beer, long island, tequilas, flaming and lastly, a bottle of champagne from the owner of milk =)


The bestie Im gonna miss <3


My baybee and drinking partner.

The only guy who knows me inside and out.

Daryn. Thanks for the farewell dinner at Prime =)

Kerynne. One of the few girlfriends i have.

What im gonna miss most about him is definitely his soh hai-ness. No doubt. LOL

Mr.Tong. The one who got me drunk on the 1st day of my melbourne trip.

Melvyn, my highschool friend.


Siang Ming. Someone who gives good advice.

Cedric, foundation classmate <3

David. Havent met him for long but all I know is he always asks me to down my cup. LOL

Eunice, my bestie in highschool.

Er. i dont really know him. Just met him that day.

Nick. The up and coming DJ =)

Moet is <3





They light up my life <3

There's always laughter when these 2 are around.


Do.Re.Mi.Fa =p

Bu3 Highschool friends.

Chun Hoe, the nice guy

Ham Shaun, the guy who teases me about every single person.LOL

Shinji, the Japan boy aka my Alliance

My college friends.

And then it began.LOL


And since no one gave me a chance and wouldnt let me rest, i made sure each one of them also down from the bottle. No excuses even for those who dont drink pure. LOL.














And as predicted, i was gone at the end of the night. Yes, as in dead. LOL. And from the pictures taken by none other than my bestie, it seems like all of them were happy to see me dead! LOL.


Yupp, they look oh-so-happy.

Well, at least i still know how to "jaga" myself. HAHA.





It was an awesome night. Or at least what i remembered of it. LOL.


They made my night <3

Life in Nz.

I remember just a few months back i was doing so much talking about cmg to Nz and thinking that it was a long long time away.

And now? Im already here.

Auckland looks like a very laid back country. In other words, boring. But then again, looks can be deceiving.

It's winter now and the weather is really cold esp when there is wind. I dont feel lonely as yet cause my whole family was here and now my sis is still here. She's going off tmr though =(
Gosh, i really hope i am able to adapt here.

Another orientation tmr then college officially starts next week. Wish me luck.



Lunch with the sister and Tristen.

Steamboat dinner.

The very cute grandma. She's like the coolest grandmother I know! Handsdown!

Mummy and her long lost friends.



Will update again soon.


XoXo.

Needs a breather.

All the examz which I was worried about has all passed. One more paper to go this Monday and im done =)

But a week after that I would be flying off to Nz for studies.

It like one thing after another with no time to breath. I finish my examz this monday, flying off on the 4th which is in a week's time and then my sem starts on the 7th. Gosh, i need a breather.


Owh well, the faster i get studying done the faster i can throw away my books =)


Will update again after my examz if im not too busy.


XoXo.

Only Because...

Ive really seem to have lost my blogging mojo. Its not that i dont ind the time to blog cause I do. But everytime i sit infront of the comp i stare at the screen with nothing to type.

My mind goes blank. Literally.

So im done with all my assignments and presentation and i'm currently having my study break before finals.
Leaving to Nz the week after finals =(




Owh well, I guess everyone must go through change in life.

I'm starting to stare at the screen with nothing to write AGAIN.

Gossh, so annoying.

Will update again when i've got something to blog about.


XoXo.

Disorders in the American Court

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITN ESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do..
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shi ** ing me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..
ATTORNEY: And Mr... Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was a live when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.